November 14, 2007
I would like to go on record that I am a puppy. I like to play. I like to run. I like to chase the ball. I am also a boy. I like to get dirty. I like to grunt. I like to do boy things. I do not like to be told sappy girly stories about when I was little and how big I've become. And how wonderful I am. (Ok I like that.) And how loved I am. (Well, I like that too.) But I don't like it when Mom tells me this while petting my head and lulls me to sleep. Who does that!?!?!?!?!
It's a mean trick that all Moms use to get their kids to do what they want. And I for one won't stand for it! And as soon as I figure out how to counter it, I'm going to tell kids and dogs everywhere how to escape the trance.
Logan - don't lull me to sleep dog
I would like to go on record that I am a puppy. I like to play. I like to run. I like to chase the ball. I am also a boy. I like to get dirty. I like to grunt. I like to do boy things. I do not like to be told sappy girly stories about when I was little and how big I've become. And how wonderful I am. (Ok I like that.) And how loved I am. (Well, I like that too.) But I don't like it when Mom tells me this while petting my head and lulls me to sleep. Who does that!?!?!?!?!
It's a mean trick that all Moms use to get their kids to do what they want. And I for one won't stand for it! And as soon as I figure out how to counter it, I'm going to tell kids and dogs everywhere how to escape the trance.
Logan - don't lull me to sleep dog


